PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta discuss about the true scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more then just observing. It's a whole scene. You got your typical match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Say when that forward went barreling into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. A